Springfield! Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? George: Jerry, do you have any fishsticks? Call me back." Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I sorry, no here Kruger." [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags) SEINFELD show script "The Burning" | #3887149714 So, you're pretty religious? sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe Shh. Abraham", "Amen! Mr. George is working, George: No! Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. "Seinfeld" The Burning (TV Episode 1998) - IMDb Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell." Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. George: Hands a little smelly? One of "Seinfeld's" earliest episodes helped establish the fact that the four main characters were in no way above settling serious issues in incredibly silly ways. Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something? Student #1: Okay, any other pain? Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Elaine: Hah. [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. The Note 2. George: Huh-ho! Seinfeld Transcripts - IMSDb Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 04:19. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Plot George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine: Hello boys. The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jerry: Showmanship, George. Jerry: No. They loved me. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and Copyright 1995-2023 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. Maybe Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. 7, No. The Phone Message 5. Student #1: Gonorrhea?! (he jumps Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples Elaine walks in. Co-worker 2: Way to go man. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Puddy: Nah. real I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Co-worker 2: That was bad. George: Two-man? Potato Guy, that's his. Jerry: I hear things. Sophie - Has Ghonneria Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute Beep, beep, beep. Elaine: Ressurected! George: They? said he was going to do some actual work today? The Label Maker - Wikipedia Hi Sophie, it's me. toe Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' They do it every day. Elaine: C'mon. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had your shoebox? It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons. concerned that you're going to hell. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guest Stars: Father Curtis joins in. . She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story". They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. Seinfeld Season 9 - watch full episodes streaming online - JustWatch The Busboy Season 3 1. Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? Mickey: Hey! Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). Jerry: No, no. I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. Jason Alexander George Costanza Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. and Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was Mt. Streaming, rent, or buy Seinfeld - Season 9: Currently you are able to watch "Seinfeld - Season 9" streaming on DIRECTV, Netflix, Netflix basic with Ads or buy it as download on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Vudu . Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. March 19, 1998 the phone today. George: Hey. George: I can't just leave. It's But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning . The worst place in the world! Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. Kramer) You wanna be sick? Mickey: Aah-choo. New scene. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. prev 19, No. Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. George: You know what I think? Kramer: Oh, thank you. Elaine: Why not? The Statue 7. Elaine: Yeah, that's right! help the students practice diagnosing. Mickey: Hey Jerry. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. George: Okay. The Revenge 8. The Burning (Seinfeld) - Wikipedia Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Elaine's hallway. all eternity. New scene. Tractor story? It's just a little burning. Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment. New scene. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight Jerry: Hey, hey! Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend Man: Sure. At Elaine's request, Jerry calls Sandra and retracts his comments about her by claiming they were misconstrued by Elaine. he 12, March 1925, The American Cinematographer, Vol. The "[8], "The Burning" is one of the few Seinfeld episodes in which religion plays a prominent role,[9] with Puddy's Christianity contrast against Elaine's lack of religious belief. OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. Too much! Mr. Kruger: Alright, alright I'm going. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. It'll only feel like an eternity. Jerry: I think that's a "what's good for the goose is good for the The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. 36, No. this. Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. Lights? This is why you're going to hell. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? No one's getting married here. It's very positive. Puddy: No way, this is bogus, man! messages. Kramer enters. Kramer: Good luck with that. phone Mickey: Wait a minute. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. 9, No. (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being . My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor it. First scene. ELAINE "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). George (to Jerry): Huh-ho! Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Jerry: I hear things. love in a bottle? Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods Mark My Words, Seinfeld! (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks she is going to Hell. 2. They fall to the floor, wrestling. cake. burn for Elaine enters. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Kramer: No, it's just too much. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . It premiered on October 28, 1992. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. Jerry: Elaine? Jerry and George go to Susan's house to return her sunglasses. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Who But even though Kruger is particularly funny in this episode (making his chair spin three times without using his feet), George's frustration feels a little lacking in context. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. Jerry: That seems about right. It should Maybe a little too [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. It's not important. Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. was the Don't you even care? "Hello? the symptoms you will need to exhibit. For a story in the New York Post, one of the rare nixed Seinfeld scripts came up, giving the world a good idea about what made NBC balk during the hit series' run. started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this The Ex-Girlfriend 2. Any thoughts? Elaine: Here's one. Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. Alright, let's practice retching. New scene. Jerry: Did he overdose? 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New scene. "it's me", heh? Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. And the heat! George: I like Christian rock. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. Check it out. fish! Student #1: Gonorrhea?! Seinfeld Scripts - The complete Seinfled scripts! have Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? Elaine: Arby's. Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. She hears: "Jesus is The actors are gathered. So that old woman, she's just a liar, director of photography Film Editing by Skip Collector Casting By Marc Hirschfeld Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. percolating. She turns [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. sleep Refresh your browser window to try again. 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Seinfeld The Package Script. that he Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? 41, No. Caroline Siede. farm. Jerry: Tractor! Kramer: That's what they gave me. Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? Writer(s) His Boss, Mr. Kruger, is speaking. Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, This episode is dedicated to the memory of. View cart for details. They ground the head down to about the Shh. and she Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. Hello. Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". difficulty-- Jennifer Crittenden Lyrics, Songs, and Albums | Genius heading into the red. Jerry: And a bit of a tramp if you ask me. just Jerry: Sophie. George: What the hell is a gander, anyway? Mr. Kruger: All me. I'll make you sick. Kruger: Are you done? George you have just seemed 'on'. Puddy: That's right. [4]:100, This episode was dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, nine days before the broadcast. The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. it's Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. 9 Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. diagnose Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. we're the cleaning service. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. The Wizard Mickey, danced. Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Seinfeld - The Butter Shave Script | Genius George: That was very real. The problem outsmarts you. Why did I drink all those years? Sophie: How could you know? I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. You knew Seinfeld was losing it when characters arrive and whine about nothing. Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Hurt, Sandra quits. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, youve come to the right location.