Mike and Sulley are at their lockers.). We're BANISHED, genius!! (Mike takes off, carrying Boo's monster disguise. Heh, heh. Randall runs across the platform and jumps through the door on the ground. Sulley slowly lifted his head. I'll give you five minutes. Do I get the part? Mr. Waternoose: Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there. Mike's feet are wet, and one of his feet has toilet paper on it.). Tony: (chuckling) I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record. Uh, it's empty. (Roz slams the front panel of her desk on Mike's fingers. Don't! Sulley continues. (Mike stands up, tosses the microphone in his mouth and swallows it. Cheating. Mike: (calling back) I love you, Schmoopsie-Poo! That thing is a KILLING MACHINE! ), Mike: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! There's a sock on it! JackFrostandfriend's movie-spoof of "Monsters, Inc." Cast: James P. Sullivan ("Sulley") - Sky (Winx Club) Mike Wazowski - Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) Boo - Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph) Randall Boggs - Vector (Despicable Me) Mr. Henry J. Waternoose III - Mephisto (Lolirock) Celia Mae - GoGo Tomago (Big Hero 6) ), Sulley: (v.o.) Randall: Gimme that kid! He and Sulley run down the hallway. It almost looks like you gotta--, (Mary lifts the hood of her costume. The laughter subsides, and all is dark. Sulley clasps the small chip in his large hand. One second later:), (Sulley runs back past the lockers, panic-stricken. He says he could lather up a bunch of spit and asks for another take. Roz: Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. (Sulley charges toward the bag, stumbling into a waiter. (George is taken down. ), (Desperate, Sulley begins to dance with the bear; anything to get her to stop crying. A monster day care kid notices Boo.). Mike and Sulley panic. monsters, inc bloopers transcript What'd you do with it? Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply (gets annoyed) WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED!!! Needleman: YOU IDIOT! Oh, yeah, I was the fastest one out there. A yellow hand reaches in with a huge electric razor. Mr. Waternoose corks the can.). (Mike backs into the room, leading Sulley along.). P.T. I was just mad, that's all. Fungus revs up the machine. ), (The trio jump inside and shut their door just as Randall leaps towards them.). I am never never gonna see her again. (The Scare Floor is now filled with CDA agents. Okay, on three. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights, and some chair fabric are not gonna fool anyone. Sulley turns away, slowly closing the closet door after him. Boo whimpers. The power shuts off.). The child! Here we go. What-?! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sir, you don't understand. 2:23. (Mike looks up at Sulley. Mike: Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet-- Oop! On the Jumbo-tron behind him is a security cam view of George's back, showing the sock.). Mike: (exiting) I'll be right back with its door key. Now, that's my boy. ), Pupil 2: I won't go in a kid's room! Waternoose clambers after them, closing in.). Sulley: Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this! ), (Mike rolls into a garbage can and bumps into a shelf, sending a stack of books into his mouth. Mike was reminding me; thanks, buddy. The bear!! Sulley runs to Boo's door, ready to toss Boo back in. A metal dome is bolted over the sock. It's not okay! Sulley tries to calm her.). Mr. Waternoose: There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. (Mr. Waternoose and Flint escort the recruits out of the room.). WE HAVE A 23-19!!!! (A scream comes from another door. (Mike freaks, accidentally spraying disinfectant squarely into his own eye! Yes, it's dangerous work, and that's why I need you to be at your best. The closet door creaks open. From under the bed, a pair of evil red eyes peer out. ), (The doors slams shut behind him. Hello? Make her laugh again. (Roz and the CDA Agents exit. Sulley: Hey, morning, kids. (Sulley tosses Mike the can of "odorant". Floor Manager: Hey, Sulley, where have you been all day? ), (Sulley reaches for Boo, trying to calm and reassure her. DISNEY PIXAR ANIMATED MOVIE BLOOPERS | Monsters Inc., Toy Story, A Bug's Life FilmIsNow Family Movies & Trailers 892K subscribers Subscribe 30K views 2 years ago #Pixar #Bloopers. How could I be so stupid? Okay? Later at the curbside, Mike approaches a shiny new convertible and holds up a set of keys.). Mike: Oh, good id- (catching the joke) You know, that wasn't very funny. Yes! First of all, it's cretin. Mostly converted versions of the official transcripts; the rest have links to the source/transcriber. ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. Heroes, Inc. | AlexCWebb Studios Wiki | Fandom (Sulley drags Mike away. Roz: (calling after Mike) I'm watching you, Wazowski. You did it! Mike smiles as a gigantic can fills with laughs.). The corridor opens up onto a massive room. Mike follows, jumping onto the door behind him. Of course, I did learn from the best. Mike: That's it. No, hey, hey, that's my bed. (As Sulley listens to Mike, his eyes are drawn to the purple, scale-like fabric of his reclining chair. (Randall grabs Fungus' mouth, shutting him up. Just think about a few names, will you? In fear, she calls out for Sulley. Roz: Very good. (Randall gulps. Sulley: (points to the screen) Hey, look! (Pushes Smitty), Smitty: (worried) Oh, let me do it over! TMA transcripts in slightly-more-readable format. Remember to tip your waitresses. It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. Waternoose: I hope you're happy, Sullivan. Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. (He grabs a different card key by mistake, and a different number comes up.). , (While the monsters are still in slow motion, Sulley trips in slow motion, making the other monsters fall over. What are we going to do about the child?! We light your city. In the lobby, various monster employees greet Mike and Sulley as they enter.). "), (Mike and Celia are seated in a romantic booth, laughing.). Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going? She runs to her closet and opens it. Dodgeball was the best. Charlie, Waxford and Frank: That was awesome! Yeti: It's at the bottom of the mountain. ), (Randall appears atop of the door, holding Boo in his many arms. Mike: Yes, I do. You ready? (Sulley goes up and down, roaring on two levels. [The bedroom light clicks off. (Randall watches the trio cling to the door hanging overhead. Needleman: Quiet! CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. You can't arrest me! He washes his hands. What about us?! Interviewee #1: I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll! (Sulley closes the door and sits in front of the closet. (coyly) Michael, you're such a charmer. Randall watches angrily. (hisses). The lights in the apartment glow even brighter than before. It was released on Disney+ in July 2021 . Laughter emanates from the kid's room, filing the tank. We're out of snowcones. Betty! He picks her up and carries her deep inside the room. Randall: Hey, Waxford?! They see Mary and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection. (George looks around, confused. Mike: Help! Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic, but you know, once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious. Mike runs after him. he tucks the teddy bear in next to her.). Sulley's eyes light up. Boo climbs down from her bed. Sulley runs down the hall searching for Boo. ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). Randall? (The bedroom light CLICKS off. (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. ), (Mike and Sulley are in the middle of a snowy mountain range. Workers happily move giant scream cans tell each other jokes, juggle and enjoy themselves. Oh, I don't believe it! The song continues. Sulley breaks a pipe off the wall and slides it through the door handles just as Waternoose slams against the door. Monster Kids: (chanting) How many tentacles can jump the rope? Don't! (On the TV, a monster with virtual reality glasses roars, causing a computer child on a monitor behind him to scream. - I'm in this one. As she does, one of her eye stalks pops off and lands in the trash. , (With the Harryhausens set now destroyed, the screen fades to the monster daycare teacher playing the piano. Computerized Voice: (o.s.) (Closes the clapperboard), Sulley: (v.o.) ), (Clapperboard closes and is pulled away, revealing Sulley cowering behind the trash lid as he slowly walks backwards. Tell me you're joking. ), (He follows the cords along the floor around the corner), (Randall sees that the machine has been unplugged. She is the one! In a moment all the apartment windows are glowing brightly. She got this close to me! Where are you, buddy? It's all about PRESENCE! (Boo tugs on Mike's arm, and points at the invisible Randall. Make way. (Mike looks up at the Yeti as though he's insane.). Needleman: You're messing up the scene! Sorry, buddy. Mike: Get that thing away from me, you guys! (A CDA agent stands in front of the apartment buildings. Bob "Dentures" Peterson is handed a set of false teeth. Mike: We're going! (Behind Celia, Sulley presses his face up to the window. We're in THE HUMAN WORLD!!! How're you doing? ), (Before Charlie can finish, George grabs him by the throat, stuffs the sock in his mouth, and tosses him in the door. Honest. Sulley let her in! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk, and the vroom-vroom, and no walking involved? Smitty is shown wearing Fungus' glasses. The boy looks around the room, nervously, eyes growing wide. ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. Come on! Mike: Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Sulley: Mike, think about it. Mike: I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Sulley and Mike land face down in the snow. Give me the child! ), (Randall stops. Claws' assistant: (Whispering) Keep it together, man! Mike: None of it matters? (back to mushy) Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe. The portal to the monster world is closed. Keep it up! Simulation terminated. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. ), (Sulley tries to grab Boo, but she playfully evades his outstretched arms. Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel - Dailymotion No! ), (Nothing from Boo, who is not in the mood to laugh now.). (Randall angrily hits the stall door. Ms. Flint: Right there. Sulley shrugs and shuts the door. Anybody scaring in here? George Sanderson, please remain motionless. I bet they put the original master through the 4K restoration. Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Trivia - IMDb Mike: It's too late! Mike: Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. Claws' assistant: She wasn't scared of you? Guy takes five steps and he's there. The "SCARE" light is turned off, and tired scarers emerge from doors.). Randall: I'm about to revolutionize the scaring industry. Sulley: Bwaaaaah! Panicked, Sulley picks her up with a pair of tongs and places her back in her room, closes the door and spins around Only to discover that she's standing before him again. Mike scoots to the edge of his seat in anticipation. To Sulley, she is like a diseased rat. (Randall and Fungus are mobbed by a collection of excited employees, who trap the duo.). See the stick? It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Sulley notices this turn of events. ), (Sulley jumps onto another track of doors below. Sulley pops her door out of its station and heads for the exit. Celia: (o.s., over P.A. Waternoose: (Shouting) DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!!! Is there a problem? CDA Agent: I'll get him. ), (Suddenly Boo slips through Sulley's arms and disappears, Boo screams. (This gets Randall's attention. Sulley: I'm going to head home and work out some more. Aah! They see Randall, Fungus and the scream cart.). He exits, leaving a trail of more slime. Sushi?! (The Scare Floor has now officially become The Laugh Floor. (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. You didn't file your paperwork last night. The circling helicopters head towards them. Sulley tries to get away, but Boo grabs his tail. Sulley peers out from under the desk. Mike whispers to him.). She whimpers as Waternoose looks on.). Sulley: You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you. No, no, I can't Sir, sir, you have to listen to me. CDA Agent: This is the CDA. Yeti points to Mike nervously - he did it.). Aah! ), (They nearly bump into a group of CDA agents, inspecting a trash can.). Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong? ), Sulley: (v.o.) Sulley pauses in front of her stall, then turns and opens it.). system) Never mind. Monsters, Incorporated is dead! (amused) Ha-ha! But hey, at least we had some laughs, right? QUEEN: Now, Dot, be nice to your sister. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! The red light above his door lights up. (Tony tosses Mike and Sulley two pieces of fruit. (Their door travels into a corridor of doors, surrounded on all slides, enveloping them in darkness. Mike: Very good. Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel Monsters generate their city's power by scaring children, but they are terribly afraid themselves of being contaminated by children, so when one enters Monstropolis, top scarer Sulley finds his world disrupted. Mike sits in the evaluator's chair.). (He drinks the liquid.) (Sulley pulls Mike into an adjacent hallway.). Waternoose yells and beats against the Tryout Room door. ), (Suddenly, there is a thump noise behind him. You're ruining everything! I mean, I don't. Uh-oh. A large crowd of MI employees murmur with concern about what will happen now.). A monster reading a newspaper sneezes, and fires shoots from his mouth and nose, incinerating his newspaper. Mr. Waternoose: An entire scare floor out of commission. Red alert! Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? Sulley! (Sulley swings at Randall and misses. Come on, tell me. Mike: No, don't touch those, you little--! Celia's snakes begin kissing Mike, too, and it tickles him.). (Twelve scarer of the month photographs -- all of Sulley -- hang on a wall. (chuckles) See, with the (annoyed) These are the jokes, kid. The blue day care kid pops out of the bag wearing a girlish wig. George's fur flies up over the curtain. 'Nother gator?! He's thinking of a place to hide. (Sulley heads off after Boo. Ready for decontamination. These are the best of the best; the top Scarers, ready for action. Mike, Sulley, George, Josh, and green cyclops: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! You had a tuck? Heh, heh it's a musical! Sulley: Just keep it together. ), (Mike dashes in with a take-away box, which he uses to delicately scoop her up. Randall: Can it, Wazowski! 4 Being Shipped To Ireland. Mike and Sulley retreat in fear. Sushi Chef: There's a kid here! Get the picture? It slams shut again. (Sulley smashes the light on top of the door. (Roz leans forward in her chair threateningly.). Hey. (Boo is riding Randall, pulling his fronds! Let's see. (signing quickly) "From your scary friend Best wishes", (The geeks stop in front of a trash chute. Sulley tries to run in, but instead slips across the doorway.). THOR: RAGNAROK Bloopers Gag Reel Outtakes #1 (2017) Chris Hemsworth Marvel Superhero Movie HD. (imitates boat horn, then, to Sulley) 'Cause I gotta tell ya, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go (As Mike turns back to Celia, he is surprised to instead see Roz.). The boy sees the monster and screams. Those numbers are pretty sweet. You like cars? Mike: Hey, look at that, it's Randall. He heads towards Sulley. But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. Come on! Sulley sees it too: The MI duffle bag is now giggling and hobbling away on little human kid-feet that poke out from the bottom of the bag.). (brightening) This is perfect! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Red alert! Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. (In the M.I. Look! Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. You know that kid that they're looking for? Look out! Well, that is just-- (beat) Wait a minute, the sun is coming up. We got scarers coming out! (Sulley has finished building a makeshift toboggan. Mary sees him through the crack in the door and whimpers. Where did everybody come from? He turns towards Mike.). (Celia calls to Mike from a nearby desk. Mike: Honey, please. (Screen cuts to Sulley walking onto a stage in the Simulator Room.). (fakes a cough). (SMACK! Behind the pipes, Sulley backs into the darkness with Boo.). (The kid turns on a light, revealing Mike, sitting on a stool, microphone in hand.). Where is it? I'm getting warmer, any second now! Announcer: (v.o.) UGH!!!! , (Crowd cheers as the piano music comes to a close). Sulley: That's right, Boo. What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, you big dope?! image/svg+xml The Magnus Archives (and, thus, these transcripts) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. ), (They speed through the vault as if on a roller coaster ride. No, I didn't! You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you. He watches Mary sleep, a tiny figure in his giant bed. Mike: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Do you have one-nineteen? Mike: I could use the exercise? Sulley peeks into the room.). A siren blares. (to car) Bye, baby! Mike: Hey, you hear that? Boo wiggles inside the bag and makes a peep. Everything is not okay. Mr. Waternoose: How many times do I have to tell you? CDA agent #5: Coming through. No, no, no, no, no. Mike runs into the lobby, searching for Sulley.). The door turns, suddenly going into a ninety degree drop.). Rex: Can we do it again? Come out slowly with the child in plain sight. We settle on Claws which causes the child to scream.). The wall of the bedroom begins to rise. But it's impossible to get a reservation there. taped to the clipboard backing is the now tattered picture Boo drew of herself and Sulley. (hitting the door) Ooof! ), Mike: What in heaven's name will become of us? Called himself "King Itchy". Ha-ha! (It's not working -- she continues to cry. ), (Screen flashes, revealing Sulley in the MI bathroom. - We're pan' of your life. I always wanted a pet THAT COULD KILL ME!!! It's okay. Without warning, the kid bites him. Sulley motions for her to stay quiet. Sulley yells. What a coincidence, running into you here! Roz: Ta-dah! Randall: Will you move it?! (Sulley growls at the paper kid while dodging it. NOOOOOOO! Sulley punches a red panic button on the keypad. Day care worker: Oh. videos 2016. Waternoose lunges after Sulley like a wild animal. Step aside, kid. Good night, sweetheart. You wanna sleep? The boy, now revealed to be an animatronic, winds down and resets. Randall materializes, hanging from the ceiling.). (Sulley replaces the simulator door with Boo's door. Mike? Come on, keep coming, keep coming Mike: Come on, and follow the sultry sound of my voice. (Splotlight flies away from him) Oh. Mr. Waternoose: Leave a door open, and a child could walk right into this factory. Will you go to sleep? (They swipe Boo's card key and wait anxiously for her door to arrive. Let's go, everybody. If you let me go, I'll give you a ride in the car. The 2012 3D re-release and 2013 DVD, Blu-Ray, and Blu-Ray 3D versions use the 2006 Walt Disney Pictures logo.). ), (Boo re-enters the shot from the left while still laughing. Sulley: That's what I decided to call her. (Mike's locker suddenly slams by itself. ), (Boo screams at the top of her lungs. CDA Agent #1: Number One wants this place dusted for prints. Look! Randall takes off angrily. (Sulley awkwardly squeezes into the booth next to Mike, setting the gym bag under the table.). Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous. Several assistants follow suit. Randall rushes off to his cart as monsters return from lunch. Mike: Yes. Sulley gasps for breath.). Mike: Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations. Is that a new haircut? Mike: YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!?!?! The photographer looks up and sees Mary. Randall enters, wheeling a cart of scream cans towards the door. (Mike turns his back on Sulley, folding his arms. ), (Mike flies backwards, tripping over the bench.). Things just got worse. Sulley rushes to the toilets, stuffs Mary's junk into the bowl, and flushes it down. I'm a nice guy. Mike throws another snowball.) Mike: Well, listen, if you got a minute, there's something I want to show you. Mr. Waternoose: We're MI, Monsters Incorporated. Mike and Sulley are panic-stricken.). ), (Randall grabs Mike and pushes him against the wall.). Fungus waits impatiently, pointing to the newspaper as Randall kicks open each stall door. ), (Celia kisses Mike on his mouth, and he feels loved by that. Huh? George's fur flies up over the curtain. Mike: (Italian accent) Hey, Tony! Boo roars at Randall.). Monsters, Inc. | Disney Wiki | Fandom Sulley finds an M.I. Sulley: Are you sleepy? We got Boo home. He turns and pushes the toboggan out of the cave. CDA Agent #1: If you could make that out to Bethany, my daughter (The geeks, Smitty and Needleman, emerge from a door, grab the trash can, and wheel it away. I don't like this. Claws: I could've been dead! (The doors slam shut, leaving Sulley clearly troubled by Waternoose's words.). (Beat. One wall of the bedroom starts to rise, revealing the bedroom to be just a set, a simulator where monsters practice their scare tactics. ), (Sulley and Mike wear colanders, snorkel masks, and oven mitts for protection. Mary tries to catch it, but rolls out of the shot and laughs off-screen. ), Sulley: No monster in here. It powers up. ), Sulley: Ah, yes! The light illuminates. Sulley: (While sliding across) WHOOOAAAA!!!! (No response. No, no, no, no, no, no. No exceptions! Look! ), (A nearby albino Fungus points weakly towards the exit. It's over here! Mike taps Boo lightly on the shoulder. Mike: I'm gonna be sick, I'm gonna be sick! , (We cut to Claws crying in the back of the audience, moved by Mike's solo. You'll have the child, and the criminals responsible for this whole mess. Ha ha ha! Sulley uses his door like a pendulum to swing forward into the room after him. DR. Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Mike slips. Mike notices a single piece of Boo's door on the floor. I know! Hello. (The camera pans to the billboard advertising Monsters, Inc.), (The Monsters Incorporated parking lot fills with cars as workers stream into the enormous building. This is the men's room. (Mary runs up and latches onto Sulley's arm, whimpering.). Mike, Sulley and Ted cross.). Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. He's after Boo. In the living room, Mike is in deep thought.). Sulley emerges from the door and cracks his knuckles. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top! Jerry: (o.s.) (As Mike continues walking, Sulley slowly comes to a stop, an idea forming in his mind. Heh heh. (gasps) 23-19!! Terrified, Boo's face widens in fear and she runs to hide. ), Sulley: Ready or not, here I come!! The least you can do is pay attention! You've got Boo's door? Mike: I wasn't scared, I have allergies. ), (A small shower head pops up, spraying disinfectant. Lead CDA Agent: Stay where you are. Mike: There it is! Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail! It's lemon. Mike: So, get this. Or a limb? (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. (George opens his locker. ), (Mike enters the room and jumps on the bed. (Sulley finds Boo, hiding in the shadows, crying. No, no, no! Sulley: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's company play. That's not what I was going to say! ), (Mike looks back and sees Randall approaching. A graph on Sulley's clipboard shows first year profits going through the roof. She grows self-conscious.). The lights overhead glow intensely, then burst. This is not a drill. (As they walk off, a CDA agent scans the area with a child detector. (Nothing but crickets. ), (Celia gasps. She whimpers. ), (Sulley stops, scarcely able to believe what he's seeing.). Boo struggles to get away. Great. An agent rips the band-aid off. (With chaos behind them, panicked Monsters speaks into camera.). AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!! ), (She giggles for a moment, then passes out. Computer voice: (over P.A.) (he sees George and Charlie) Hey! Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. Mike: WHAT?! Now, let's move! (Sulley opens the closet. Times have changed. Mike: And he is outta here! Mike: (whispering to Sulley) Of course I have her card key. They run to the edge of the platform. I mean, well, sure, he's handsome, if you like the big guy, he's rugged. Sulley: It's just a closet. LITTLE BOY'S BEDROOM, NIGHT) MOTHER: Good night, sweetheart.